pagefour: the characters

PastorEater the Aeronautical Engineer - as the name suggests, he eats pastor for breakfast. I was also considering Pastornator. When I was a kid, Ray once told me that he worked for NASA and smokes cigarettes on the moon.
Special Weapons :
i) one dollar news paper - changes your soul and challenges your mind
ii) Planet Earth DVD which doesn't belong to him - moves your heart and touches your conscience
iii) the bottle of Gold Label - arouses your true inert feelings
Special Moves:
unknown

Mayhem the Demolition Man - enough said. approach at your own risk.
Special Moves:
i) explodes your joke in your face with another joke
ii) erupts your ego with a snide statement
iii) blows your mind away with his rightbrained ideas
Special Weapon:
i) crazy lighting effects plus photoshop

Harun the non-conforming Designer
Special Moves:
i) birdseye - masterminds the whole blueprint, able to rotate it 360 to see it in 3Dimension
ii) tapdesign - make you feel old operating it
iii) deathshred - shred you to your death on the fret board
Special Weapon:
i) rubics cube (3x3, 4x4)
ii) gamecube
iii) electric guitar

Chris the Lepak
Special Moves:
i) the stare - a gaze which not only slows time down, but make you feel lost and takes almost TOO LONG to snap out of it or even decide to look away
ii) slowmo - whether it is talking or eating, he'll just make you want to slow down
iii) honey driped tongue - only when girls or aunties are around
Special Weapon:
i) the stealth Matrix

Ray the Bullet
Special Moves:
i) the slick - slides out of 'shit' effortlessly, skates around KL in cabs for free
ii) blackhole - draws you in, makes you want to attempt to draw something out of him "what's next / what else"
Special Weapon:
i) point and shoot camera
ii) the bag of Famous Amos Chips
iii) the nightmap of L-city

Jon the Databank
Special Moves:
i) wireless without wifi - remember things that you don't, doesn't need to get on the internet to find out movies for you (might not do it for you, depending on his schedule - for remembering and doing are two different things)
ii) the one finger rip (right hand, 2nd finger) - tearing arguments with kickass online sources
iii) photographic memory - captures the scene of action

p the LOALF
Special Moves:
i) the grin - arouses nightmares of your past
ii) the life - enchains one with the addiction to have him in all conversations
Special Weapon:
i) his boss' powerstation